Russia to hold Olympic Games on Drugs

Russia to hold Olympic Games on Drugs

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RUSSIA is to host an alternative Olympic Games where drug use is not only allowed but encouraged.

Following the banning of athletes from Rio 2016, Russia’s is planning an athletics event where it promises more world records will be ‘destroyed’ than ever before.

A spokesman said: “You want to see a man run faster than a greyhound? To watch hurdlers take them two at a time? To see a pole vaulter who needs a parachute?

“Come to Yalta and see what the human body is capable of when unchained from effeminate, Western regulations.

“Warning – some athletes may explode.”

Source: thedailymash.co.uk

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